How to Get Rid of Spiders in Your Home Naturally

How to Get Rid of Spiders in Your Home Naturally

Hey there! So I heard you are dealing with some eight-legged roomies. Like, how did they even get invited to the party? Don’t worry, we’re gonna kick those spiders outta your house faster than a cat at a dog show. And guess what? We’ll do it all naturally. No chemicals, no drama. Just good ol’ homemade magic and a bit of silliness. Ready? Let’s dive in!

Step 1: Call the Spider Police

Just kidding, you can’t call them! But imagine if there were tiny spider police running around with little hats. That would be hilarious! Anyway, first thing’s first, find out where these sneaky critters hang out. They love cozy corners and dark places like under your couch or behind the fridge. Sneak up on them like you’re a ninja and take notes.

Step 2: Make a Peppermint Spray

Spiders hate the smell of peppermint like I hate getting up early on Mondays. Mix water with peppermint oil in a spray bottle and go crazy! Spray it everywhere – corners, windowsills, even in that weird sticky spot by the fridge that nobody wants to clean. The spiders will smell it and run away screaming (well, they can’t scream but YOU get my point)!

Step 3: Use Vinegar Like A Boss

Vinegar is like the superhero of natural cleaning products! Mix equal parts vinegar and water in another spray bottle (seriously buy stock in spray bottles). Spritz that mix around where you see those creepy crawlies. It’ll make their little legs tingle or something! Plus, your house will smell like a fancy salad dressing.

Step 4: Keep It Clean People

Okay so this one is kinda obvious but hear me out! Spiders don’t really want to chill where there’s bright light and cleanliness galore! Dust off those shelves and vacuum up crumbs like you’re trying to win an Olympic gold medal for cleaning. The cleaner your space is, the less likely they are to think it’s home sweet home.

Step 5: Use Citrus Power

Spiders don’t like citrus scents – most people don’t either when they realize it’s just scented soap without any real fruit involved 😒. Cut up some lemons or use lemon juice around windows and doors. Or maybe just pop open a lemonade stand as bait? Hey look here spider pals we got lemonade!!

Step 6: Create Spider-Free Zones

You gotta set some boundaries here people! Put those DIY barriers up with plants that spiders just hate – things like lavender or eucalyptus work well too (who knew plants could be bouncers?). Place them near entry points like windows or doors so they have to say “no way” before coming into your crib.

Step 7: Have a Little Chat with Them?

Not joking here – sometimes you gotta have that heart-to-heart talk with them. Tell them their time is up and it’s time for them to leave your place respectfully… or they’ll end up as an internet meme about bad roommates 😂😂 Seriously though, gently trap them using a jar and paper method outside instead of squishing them (they got family too!).

FAQ Section

Question: Do all spiders bite?

Answer: Nope! Most just wanna chill but if they do bite then it hurts less than stepping on LEGO!

Question: If I spray peppermint everywhere how long til they leave?

Answer: They’ll probably freak out instantly but might not pack their bags right away… give it a day.

Question: Can I keep my pet tarantula now?

Answer: Only if you promise not to name him “Mr. Creepy” unless you’re okay with future therapy sessions!

Question: Why won’t my friend help me with this?

Answer: Because they’re secretly part of Team Spider and wanna keep ’em around for small talk!

Question: Are spiders good for anything?

Answer: Yeah kinda – they eat bugs which makes them nature’s pest control but still… YIKES!

Question: How do I catch one without being scared?

Answer: Deep breaths buddy… pretend it’s just an oversized dust bunny… then trap it fast!

Question: Why does this always happen during Halloween?!

Answer: Because Halloween ghosts are conspiring against you for funsies—just sayin’.

So there you go my friend. With these steps you’ll be living free from eight-legged squatters in no time at all! Good luck – may the force be with you against the spider invasion!!!