How to Measure for a Cowboy Hat Like a Pro

How to Measure for a Cowboy Hat Like a Pro

Hey there, partner! So you wanna ride into the sunset lookin’ cooler than a frozen cactus in the middle of July. Right? Well, first things first, you gotta get yourself a cowboy hat that fits like it was sown by the hands of a thousand rattlesnakes. No pressure or anything. But measuring for a cowboy hat ain’t just some fancy business. It’s an art form! So grab your tape measure and maybe a lasso if ya got one, ’cause we’re about to git real serious… kinda.

Step One: Get That Tape Measure

Okay so first thing you need is a tape measure. You know, that long thingy you use when you’re pretending to be good at DIY projects? If you don’t have one, just use some string and then measure that with a ruler if ya really want to get fancy. But remember, this isn’t rocket science; we ain’t tryin’ to land on the moon here!

Step Two: Find Your Head Size

Now ya gotta find out what size your noggin is. Wrap that tape measure around your big ol’ head just above your ears where the top meets the sides. Make sure it’s snug but not like your Aunt Betty’s hug after too many cookies at Christmas dinner. Take note of that number – it’s like your secret cowboy code!

Step Three: Check Again Maybe

But wait! Go ahead and check again just in case you’re still half asleep from last night’s Netflix binge. Trust me; it’ll save ya from looking like a bobblehead when you finally get that hat on.

Step Four: Know Your Sizes

So now you got your measurement, right? But hold on! Different hat makers have different size charts – like how every ice cream shop has more flavors than you’ll ever try. Usually sizes go small, medium, large and maybe extra large if you’re feelin’ super adventurous.

Step Five: Feel Like A Cowboy

Now put those numbers into perspective! Think about what style of cowboy hat you want – is it Stetson or more of that “look-at-me-I’m-never-gonna-catch-a-cow” vibe? Each one fits differently too so don’t just eyeball it like you’re judging pie at the county fair.

Step Six: Test It Out!

If only trying hats could be like trying on shoes but alas, this is tough love time. Find somewhere that lets ya try stuff on ‘cause nothing says “I’m just here for the vibes” more than walking around in a giant floppy hat 3 sizes too big.

Step Seven: Take The Plunge!

Finally it’s time to buy that bad boy! Don’t forget to strut away like John Wayne himself as you walk outta there thinkin’, “Yup I’m basically a cowboy now.” Just don’t forget to practice saying “Howdy partner” convincingly or folks might catch on that you’re not actually from Texas…

FAQ Section (aka Frequently Asked Questions)

Question: What if my head is shaped funny?

Answer: Don’t worry about it! Cowboy hats come in all shapes n sizes – they even made special ones for people with gigantic brains… kidding kinda.

Question: Can I wear my hat backwards?

Answer: Only if you wanna look like you’re ready to play baseball instead of wrangling cattle!

Question: Do I have to wear boots too?

Answer: Nope! But you’ll probably look super silly without ’em unless you’re into barefoot cowpoke fashion which can totally be a thing… right?

Question: What’s the best way to clean my new hat?

Answer: Well, don’t toss it in the washing machine unless you enjoy seeing how fast it can turn into confetti!

Question: Can I wear sunglasses with my hat?

Answer: Absolutely as long as they’re not those ginormous ones that make ya look more bug-eyed than cool!

Question: How do I make sure it doesn’t blow off in the wind?

Answer: Pinning down with some hair gel works wonders! Or just channel your inner Hollywood star by running dramatically across windy plains while clutching your lid!

Question: Can I take my new hat into restaurants?

Answer: Sure if they’re okay with fancy headgear! Just don’t eat fries outta it ’cause that’s weird even for cowboys…

So congratulations on taking another step towards becoming the cowboy legend we all knew you could be! Remember measuring for a cowboy hat should be as fun as sitting around singing songs by the campfire (or playing “Old Town Road” repeatedly). Now saddle up and ride off into that stylish sunset friend!