How to Rename Your Kinship in LOTRO: A Step-by-Step Guide

How to Rename Your Kinship in LOTRO: A Step-by-Step Guide

Hey dude! So, you finally decided that your kinship name is as lame as my uncle’s dance moves? Totally get it. I mean, “The Fellowship of the Ring-a-ling” just won’t cut it anymore. It’s time for a name upgrade! Buckle up, because we’re going to rename that kinship and make it sound cooler than a hobbit at second breakfast.

Step 1: Gather Your Crew

First things first! Call up your pals – you know, the ones who actually show up when you say there’s cake involved. You need them for this process. Like, no one renames their kinship alone unless they wanna feel like a lost elf in Mirkwood.

Step 2: Choose a New Name

Okay now comes the fun part – brainstorming. Grab some snacks and let the ideas flow! Think outside the box. Maybe “The Roaming Rohan Racers” or “The Silly Orcs Who Can’t Dance.” But And remember, this name needs to make sense in Middle-earth… kinda.

Step 3: Check Availability

Now after you’ve got like 30 names written down (everybody needs a backup), head on over to check if that name is taken. You can do this by trying to create a new kinship with that name. If it says “sorry bro, try again,” then you gotta go back to step two and brainstorm again.

Step 4: Talk To The Big Guy

Find your Kinship Leader or whoever is in charge of this whole operation. If you’re the leader? Congrats! You’re about to be promoted from “Captain of Bad Ideas” to “Chief Name Renamer.” Talk to the big guy at the nearest tavern or virtual place where all cool kids hang out.

Step 5: Pay The Fee

Surprise! There’s a fee involved cause nothing good comes free in Middle-Earth (except maybe those mushrooms you picked). Get ready to fork over some gold coins or whatever currency your character has been hoarding since day one.

Step 6: Hit That Submit Button

Once everything checks out and everyone’s on board with the new name (unless someone really loves “The Fellowship of Boring”) click that submit button like it’s a giant red candy button waiting for you!

Step 7: Party Time!

Celebrate your brand-new fancy name! It’s party time in Middle-earth, baby! Throw digital fireworks or something awesome and tell everyone about your epic renaming journey. You could even make a cheesy meme about it for social media. Yep, we live for clout.

FAQ Section

Question: Can I change my kinship name anytime?
Answer: Only if you’re not afraid of making your friends angry every time they log in and see something totally random like “Squishy Cat Warriors.”

Question: What if I hate my new name?
Answer: Well tough luck buddy cause you’ll have to go through this whole process again unless you decide to start calling everyone by nicknames like “Dude” or “Hey You!”

Question: Do I need my friends’ approval?
Answer: Only if you wanna keep playing with them after renaming them “Potato Lovers” without their consent.

Question: Is there someone who hates all names?
Answer: Yup, probably exists somewhere deep down inside Mirkwood but they don’t count since they don’t even log into LOTRO!

Question: Can I just rename my kinship during an epic battle?
Answer: LOL no way dude! That’d be chaos—imagine yelling “We’re The Awesome Elves!” while fighting a Balrog!

Question: How much gold do I need?
Answer: Depends on how many bags of chips you’ve eaten during those long raids—seriously though it’s usually just a few hundred coins.

Question: What if people love my old name more than my new one?
Answer: Cry about it privately but remember what Gandalf said—“A wizard is never late nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he means to… also apply this here!”

So there ya go bud! You’re ready to be not just another kinship but THE coolest kinship around in LOTRO! Now go forth and spread those awesome vibes across Middle-earth. Happy renaming!!