How to Measure Belt Size Accurately for the Perfect Fit

How to Measure Belt Size Accurately for the Perfect Fit

Hey dude, so I was thinking about belts… I know, super random right? But like, you ever tried to put on a belt and it’s either too loose or wayyy too tight? It’s like they’re designed to torture us. So, I figured why not talk about how to measure your belt size accurately. Like we need that perfect fit, amirite? So grab a tape measure or some string or whatever and let’s get into this!

Step 1: Find Your Measuring Tool

Okay first things first. U need something to measure with. A measuring tape is best but if you don’t have one you can use a piece of string or that old shoelace sitting in your drawer. Just don’t try using your dog or cat for this. They’re not gonna cooperate.

Step 2: Get Ready to Measure

Next up, take a deep breath because this is where it gets serious. You gotta wear jeans that fit you well. Like the ones you wear out and feel like a rockstar in. If you’re in pajamas, we need to rethink life choices here! Put those jeans on and make sure they are comfy, not suffocating!

Step 3: Locate Your Belly Button

Now find your belly button. Yes I said belly button! This is important people! It’s like the GPS of your middle section. Make sure it’s visible and not currently trying to hide under a layer of doughnuts.

Step 4: Wrap It Up

Take that measuring tape or string and wrap it around your waist where your jeans sit comfortably. Not under your armpits like you’re being kidnapped! Just right above your hips where ya want the belt to sit but below the tummy rolls ok?

Step 5: Make Sure its Snug

Make it snug but not super tight where you feel like yelling for help or passing out. Come on we aren’t trying to cut off circulation here! If you’re using string, mark with a pen right at where it overlaps then lay it flat against a ruler later.

Step 6: Don’t Forget the Inches!

Now if u used a measuring tape then lucky u! Just look at where it says inches and boom there’s ur size! But if u used string, lay it against the ruler like you’re laying down for a nap after lunch (best time ever)! Note down what ya got.

Step 7: Add Some Extra Love

So here’s the secret sauce – once ya got that number, add two inches because who wants their belt digging into their insides? No one wants a torture device around their waist! Trust me on this one!

FAQ Section

Question: How do I know if my measurement is correct
Answer: If when wearing pants and the belt feels snug but doesnt strangle u while sitting down then ur good N’ golden

Question: Why do belts even come in sizes anyway
Answer: Because apparently our waists have feelings too…or maybe just so we don’t look like walking sausages?

Question: Can I just use my current belt size
Answer: Only if ur existing belt fits perfectly which rarely happens unless ur magic or something

Question: Will eating all the pizza affect my measurements
Answer: Uh duh yes! Pizza expands everything including measurement numbers

Question: What if I lose weight after buying a belt
Answer: Then congrats buddy ur winning at life…just punch holes in that bad boy for new sizes

Question: Why can’t I just buy an adjustable belt
Answer: Because then what would be the fun of measuring? Gotta keep life interesting somehow

Question: Is there such thing as too many belts?
Answer: Nope!!! Belts are like potato chips u can never have just one except less crunchy

So there ya have it my friend! Measuring for ur perfect fitting belt doesn’t have to be rocket science just follow these steps and enjoy looking fabulous with no belly button strangulation involved FOR THE WIN!