How to Build a Commander Deck: Tips for Beginners
Yo, dude! So, you wanna dive into the wild world of Commander decks, huh? That’s awesome! It’s like building your own super team of heroes, but instead of capes and tights, you got cards and some pizza stains on your shirt. Seriously. You can make a deck that’s like a food fight at school—chaotic, messy, and totally fun!
So grab some snacks (maybe pizza), put on your favorite jams, and let’s get this party started!
Step 1: Choose Your Commander
First off, you gotta pick a commander. This is your big boss card. It’s like the captain of your ship or the chef in your kitchen. You can pick anything that makes you feel cool. Want a dragon? Go for it! Like wizards? Get one! Don’t know who to choose? Just flip a coin! Heads for scary creature, tails for cute fluffy thing. Easy-peasy!
Step 2: Build Around Your Commander
Now that you’ve picked your commander, think about what they like to do. If they throw fireballs, maybe get some fireball-like cards too. If they like making zombies dance around like it’s prom night, get zombie cards! The goal is to have cards that make sense with your commander. Plus it’ll confuse everyone else when they have no idea what’s going on!
Step 3: Pick Some Spells
You gotta have spells to do stuff in the game or else it would just be sitting around eating chips and sipping soda—which sounds nice but not really what we want here. Spells are cool because they can blow up things or draw more cards or even help you steal other people’s candy…I mean creatures. Get a mix of cheap spells and big ones so you’re never bored.
Step 4: Find Creatures
Like seriously, what is a deck without creatures? It’s like pizza without cheese—sad and wrong! Look for creatures with fun abilities or weird names (the weirder the better). Some should be strong fighters, others maybe just dancers because everyone loves a groove session right? Just make sure you have enough buddies to join you in battle.
Step 5: Think About Mana
Okay listen up—mana is basically magic juice that lets you play all those cool cards! Without it you’ll be stuck staring at your own face thinking why did I even play this game? Mix together different kinds of lands (that’s where the mana comes from) so you’re never short on juice. You could use basic lands or fancy ones that look shiny because everybody loves shiny things.
Step 6: Add Some Fun Cards
Now’s the time for those really weird cards—the ones nobody understands but still laugh at. Cards that make everyone shout “What!? That doesn’t even make sense!” These can be random effects or funny stuff to confuse opponents—like turning their best creature into a frog. Nobody ever wins a duel riding on the back of a frog!
Step 7: Playtest Your Deck
Finally it’s time to see if your deck works as good as it sounded in your head (which usually isn’t great). Gather some buddies who are ready to throw down—and lose spectacularly against your zombie-flavor ice cream army! Test out how well everything works together and adjust things if it’s floppier than a pancake at dinner.
Frequently Asked Questions
Question: What if my friends already have super strong decks?
Answer: Just tell them you’re playing with feelings over power! Besides, sometimes chaos beats strength anyway; forget strategy just throw everything at them!
Question: Can I use any card I want?
Answer: Kinda sorta—just check with friends first unless you wanna start an intense debate that’s longer than watching paint dry.
Question: How many colors should my deck be?
Answer: Two colors are good for starters but three might make everything spicy like tacos on taco Tuesday! Just don’t go crazy unless you’re ready for explosion-level chaos.
Question: What if I don’t know how to play?
Answer: No worries dude! Everyone starts somewhere! Just read some rules online or ask someone who looks smart (they may not be but hey).
Question: Is there such thing as too many creatures?
Answer: Yes… but only if they start forming their own government and vote each other out of play!
Question: Can I bring snacks while playing?
Answer: Heck yes!! Snacks equal brain fuel; plus it helps distract everyone from embarrassing plays!
Question: What happens when my deck loses badly?
Answer: Cry dramatic tears and then laugh because next time you’re gonna come back stronger…or at least funnier!!
And there ya go buddy; follow these tips & you’ll build an epic Commander deck that’ll leave folks scratching their heads wondering what’s going on while chomping down chips & guffawing all night long!!! Good luck!!
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