How to Get My Husband on My Side: Tips from Chapter 97

How to Get My Husband on My Side: Tips from Chapter 97

Okay, listen up! So you want to get your husband on your side. Like, for real. You know those times when you think he’s the enemy? You know what I’m talking about. The socks everywhere, the remote control wars, and oh my gosh why does he think leaving dirty dishes in the sink is okay? Yeah! It’s time to team up and turn that frown upside down!

Now let me tell ya, Chapter 97 of “Husbandology” is where all the magic is at. Yup, that’s right. But it won’t help unless you can crack the code of how to make him think it was his idea all along. Let’s dive into these 7 tips that honestly should come with a warning label because they’re just that good!

Step One: Speak His Language

First off, find out what makes him tick. Is it sports? Food? Cats dressed in tiny costumes? Just figure it out! Once you know what he loves, talk about it like you’re his biggest fan.

And if he loves basketball, casually mention how much you love hoops while wearing those cute shorts he likes. Boom! Instant team player vibes!

Step Two: Channel Your Inner Detective

Next up: Be a detective! Watch him closely. Like really closely without being creepy though.

Notice if he has any secret ninja hobbies like building model airplanes or playing video games at level 1 million. Try to pick one hobby and dive into it with enthusiasm as if you always loved it.

But don’t fake it too hard or he’ll catch on faster than a cat chasing a laser pointer.

Step Three: Find Common Ground (Or Just Steal It)

Look for stuff you both enjoy doing together. Do you both like pizza? Good start! Start suggesting pizza nights more often but be sneaky about it like it’s a covert operation.

Go for toppings he hates just so he’ll argue back and say “No way!” Then suggest toppings YOU love instead – it’s genius.

Step Four: Expert Level Compliments

Seriously, this one’s key! Husbands are like puppies – they respond well to praise! Tell him he’s amazing at fixing things even if last week he broke a chair trying to fix the fridge.

And be sure to compliment anything that looks even remotely good – like how well he grilled those hot dogs last BBQ (even if they were burnt). Puppies need treats; husbands need compliments.

Step Five: The Art of Negotiation

So this one might get tricky but hear me out. If you want something big like a new couch or maybe even a dog doing tricks (yes please!), start negotiating small things first.

Like ask him if he wants pineapple on pizza then when he says no, slide in “What do you think about getting me flowers later?” Works every single time!

Step Six: Use Distraction Techniques

Okay so imagine this… You really wanna watch that reality show but he’s glued to some boring documentary about rocks or something equally boring right?

Distract him with snacks!!! Seriously,

suggest making popcorn together while pretending it’s an art project… “Honey look at our masterpiece!” Boom! Now you’re snuggling on the couch watching whatever ridiculous thing YOU picked!

Step Seven: The Power of Snuggles and Snacks

Last but NOT least – bring out the big guns: snuggles and snacks. Nothing gets him more on your side than cozying up with some chocolate chip cookies or nachos while binge-watching superhero movies together.

You’ll have him so happy forgetting about all those little arguments over socks and dishes.

Fun FAQ Section

Question: What if my husband doesn’t want to watch my shows?
Answer: That’s when we pull out the snack card—snacks are magical!

Question: He never compliments me either!
Answer: Just start saying nice things about yourself loudly enough for him to hear… wait for his reaction lol.

Question: How do I know when I have him on my side?
Answer: When he agrees with everything you say and starts making executive decisions based on YOUR ideas—success unlocked!

Question: Do I have to share my snacks?
Answer: Only when absolutely necessary… otherwise just hide them until movie time!

Question: What if he’s still clueless after these steps?
Answer: Just terrorize him with endless trivia questions until he gives in… kidding kind of 😜 but really keep trying!

Question: Should I bribe him with gifts?
Answer: Gifts are always good—it’s like giving your puppy treats after learning a new trick—works wonders every time!

Question: Can I overdo any of these tips?
Answer: Probably—but remember moderation is key unless it involves cookies… then go for gold!!

That’s pretty much all there is to getting your husband onto Team Awesome! Now go forth and conquer!