How to Install Shield Headlight Covers for 1964 Impala

How to Install Shield Headlight Covers for 1964 Impala

Yo dude! So, you got a 1964 Impala and wanna make it look super cool with those shield headlight covers. I mean, who wouldn’t? They make your ride look like it’s from outer space or something. But don’t worry if you’re not a car genius. I’m gonna break this down step by step like we’re building a LEGO set but with more grease and fewer piece that hurt when you step on em.

Step 1: Gather Your Stuff

First off, ya need to grab some stuff. You can’t just pray the headlight covers will magically appear on your car like some kind of superhero. So get your shield headlight covers from the store or online because waiting for them to appear is not an option haha

Also, get a screw driver, a towel (for cleaning), maybe a snack too because we all know things get tough when you’re hungry. And don’t forget the ancient manual that only old folks understand. It has important stuff in it but good luck reading that!

Step 2: Clean Those Headlights

Alrighty! Time to clean those headlights. Grab your towel and some cleaner ’cause they shouldn’t look like they’ve been through a mud fight with toddlers!

Scrub-a-dub really well until they’re shining brighter than your future. This makes sure that the covers stick better and also stops bugs from saying “hello” anytime they hit the road.

Step 3: Dry Off Like You Just Got Outta The Pool

Now, here comes the fun part—drying those bad boys off after cleaning them up! If you don’t dry them, it’s like going out in the rain without an umbrella—it doesn’t end well trust me.

Use another towel or just wave your arms around dramatically until they’re dry. Seriously though, take your time with this part cause nobody wants foggy headlights ’cause we ain’t ghosts!

Step 4: Test Fit the Covers

Okay, so now pick up one of those glorious headlight covers and hold it up to see if it fits right. This isn’t rocket science—just see if it looks good.

And hey, if it doesn’t fit at all… uh oh… maybe you bought the wrong thing? No worries just laugh about it and go back to the store or return it online while eating chips.

Step 5: Peel Off That Sticky Thing

Once you’re sure they’re gonna fit right (like jeans after Thanksgiving dinner), peel off whatever sticky tape or backing is on there. Don’t eat it though; I heard it’s not flavorful at all!

But be careful here! If you just rip it off like you’re opening a bag of candy on Halloween, you might mess things up and ruin your plan of looking awesome!

Step 6: Stick It On Like You’re Gluing BFFs Together

Now comes the best part—sticking that cover onto your headlight! Line it up perfectly because any misalignment means you’re not gonna be able to see clearly at night… or ever really.

Press gently but firmly so it’s snug as a bug in a rug haha Seriously, make sure it’s stuck well so you don’t drive around looking half-dressed.

Step 7: Admire Your Work Like It’s A Masterpiece

Finally, step back and give yourself a round of applause ‘cause YOU DID IT!! Look at those shiny new covers gleaming under the sun like diamonds… kinda. They probably won’t dazzle but whatever!

Take pics before and after for bragging rights because who doesn’t love flexing on social media?

FAQ Section

Question: Will these covers make my car fly?
Answer: Uh nooo… unless you’ve got hidden jet engines somewhere which I doubt!

Question: How do I clean the covers once they are on?
Answer: Just use soap and water dear friend! Don’t scrub too hard tho; treat em lovingly.

Question: Can my grandma help me with this?
Answer: Sure! But she might try to use knitting tools instead of screwdrivers… good luck with that!

Question: What happens if one cover falls off while driving?
Answer: If it’s anything like losing your socks in laundry—that’s pretty much what will happen; no one likes that!

Question: Is this gonna make my Impala faster?
Answer: Nope… unless you’re hoping for magical powers—then yes!

Question: Can my dog help me install these?
Answer: I dunno man… dogs are good helpers but they may also lick all over everything instead of helping…

Question: Will I become famous after doing this?
Answer: Only if you post epic photos online… fame needs likes dude!

So there ya go buddy! Now go rock those shield headlight covers and let everyone know you’ve got style… even if it’s held together by sheer determination and snacks!