How to Landscape Around a Split Unit for Better Aesthetics

How to Landscape Around a Split Unit for Better Aesthetics

Okay, so picture this. You just got yourself one of those fancy split units. You know, the ones that make your house feel like the North Pole in July, or maybe it’s more like a sauna in December. But then you look outside and BAM! There’s this big ugly outdoor unit just chillin’ there like it owns the place. Time to make it look pretty! So let’s talk about how you can landscape around your split unit so it doesn’t look like an eyesore and maybe even makes your neighbors a bit jealous.

Step 1: Pick Your Plants Wisely

First thing’s first, you gotta find some plants that can handle being near the cold-air blowing monster. Think hardy plants that are tough as nails. Maybe some succulents? They’re cute and they don’t need too much water. Or maybe some ornamental grass? It’ll dance in the wind and make everything seem less… well, mechanical.

Step 2: Create a Barrier

You don’t want people accidentally bumping into your split unit like it’s a cactus at a petting zoo. So, build a little barrier with some rocks or wooden fencing. It’ll not only protect your unit but will also give off those “I care about my yard” vibes. Plus, if you use colorful stones or cute little wood pieces, suddenly your unit looks like part of a cool zen garden instead of a clunky AC machine.

Step 3: Add Some Mulch Like A Boss

Everyone loves mulch! I mean who wouldn’t? Okay fine, maybe not everyone but it’s practical! Put down some mulch around your plants to keep weeds away and make it all look neat and tidy. Plus, it gives that earthy smell when you’re outside… which reminds me of camping… But I digress.

Step 4: Plan for Drainage

Now here’s where things get tricky—drainage! You don’t want water pooling up around your unit because that’ll just ruin the fun for everyone involved… especially your split unit! So think about creating small slopes away from it or adding little drainage channels out of rocks to help guide the water away like its on its own mini vacation.

Step 5: Lighting Is Key

Okay so imagine coming home at night after an exhausting day and BAM! Your split unit is lit up like Vegas on New Year’s Eve thanks to some well-placed garden lights. It’s all about ambiance baby! Choose soft lights and place them wisely around your landscaping so they highlight the plants while keeping Mr Split Unit on the down-low.

Step 6: Decorative Touches

Personalization is everything people!! Grab some cute garden statues or funky birdhouses and put them right nearby or even on top of those rocks we talked about earlier (if they are strong enough). This’ll distract from the fact there’s an air conditioner hanging out nearby while making you look super creative!

Step 7: Maintain the Area Regularly

So here’s where everybody rolls their eyes—the maintenance part. Just give your landscaping some love every now and then. Pull weeds; trim back any crazy plants that start encroaching on other areas; if something dies – let’s be real – rip it out and replace it with something better, kind of like bad relationships!

FAQ Section

Question: What kind of plants should I avoid?
Answer: Stay away from needy plants like tropical ones—they won’t survive our climate unless you plan to throw an indoor luau every winter.

Question: Can I paint my split unit?
Answer: You could but let me tell ya that sounds risky! Just stick to landscaping unless you wanna be that neighbor whose AC looks like it’s auditioning for America’s Got Talent.

Question: How often do I need to trim the grass?
Answer: Honestly whenever it starts looking like it needs a haircut… so probably once every couple weeks in summer!

Question: Do I really need lights at night?
Answer: Well unless you’re planning evening tea parties with friends under the stars, probably not needed—just use them if they’re pretty!

Question: Can kids play around my split unit?
Answer: Ummm no! Unless you want them practicing their ninja skills dodging low-flying frisbees by running into dangerous equipment… best keep them away.

Question: How do I stop animals from climbing my decorative items?
Answer: Try placing pins or spikes (not ones that hurt) around things they love perching on—trust me they have their favorite spots!

Question: What if all this seems too hard to do?
Answer: Call a buddy over for pizza then convince them landscaping is just another way of playing in dirt—you might even end up having fun!

So there ya go! Now you’ve got all these tips rolling around in your brain just waiting to come out as beautiful landscaping magic around your prized split unit. Go forth and create an outdoor oasis that will make everyone wonder if you’ve secretly become an HGTV star overnight! Good luck bud!