How to Make Hunter Pets Bigger in WoW: A Guide

How to Make Hunter Pets Bigger in WoW: A Guide

Hey dude! So we all know WoW is this crazy awesome place, right? But sometimes you look at your lil’ hunter pet and think, “Dude, why are you so tiny?” Like it’s supposed to be this fierce beast but looks like a fluff ball instead. Well, worry no more because I’m here to share some totally wild tips on making your hunter pets bigger. Trust me, your friends will be like “Whoa, did you just adopt a dinosaur or something?”

Step 1: Find the Magic Potion

First things first. You gotta find a magic potion. I mean not the kind of potion that turns you into a frog (unless that’s your thing), but one that makes your pet HUGE! You can get these from some random quests or maybe buy from an NPC who’s secretly a wizard disguised as a vendor. Don’t ask too many questions though; they get all weird.

Step 2: Feed Them Giant Snacks

Next up, snacks! I know what you’re thinking—“Are we talking about pizza?” Nope! But imagine if your pet could eat giant steak? Bring out the biggest food in Azeroth. Go for things like Mysterious Meat or something that sounds magical. Your pet will be munching on it like it’s candy and BOOM—size increase!

Step 3: Get Some Weird Gear

Now you gotta deck out your little buddy in some ridiculous gear. Like imagine if you gave your cat a full suit of armor? Very impractical yet hilarious! Find the silliest armor with size buffs or enchantments. I mean sure it might look goofy but hey, who doesn’t love giant pets in shiny outfits?

Step 4: Pet Training Gone Wild

If you’ve ever tried to train pets in real life—you know they don’t listen very well right? Same deal here! Spend some time doing crazy training exercises with them like rolling over or jumping through fire hoops (okay maybe not that last one). But make sure to reward them with praise—definitely helps with “size confidence.”

Step 5: Summon a Petzilla

Alright listen up, this is an advanced move! If you’ve got some friends who are total nerds like us, get together and summon the biggest creature possible in-game and have it sit on top of your normal-sized pet. Basically making a mini-pet inside of an enormous pet sandwich? Pure genius bro!

Step 6: Random Buffs from Friends

You gotta have buddies for this step. Get them all to buff your lil’ critter at once while chanting “Grow big!” It sounds ridiculous (because it is), but sometimes absurdity leads to greatness. It’s science… kinda.

Step 7: Just Believe

The last step is simple: just believe! Like when someone says they can fly if they jump off their roof and hit their head just right (don’t do that plz). Visualize your furry friend growing into the biggest beast ever and chant “Bigger pet power!” over and over until people think you’re nuts.

Fun FAQ Section

Question: Can I feed my pet nachos?
Answer: Uhhhhh nachos sound great but they probably won’t help much unless they magically grow too.

Question: What happens if my pet gets too big?
Answer: Well… you might need to clear more space in your house for their new bed…and maybe walls cause they’ll knock stuff over lol.

Question: Will my friends still want to team up with me with a giant pet?
Answer: Probably yeah! Just tell them it’s a rare breed – creates awe and confusion.

Question: Can my giant pet still fit into dungeons?
Answer: Good question! You might have to use some magic glue or seriously negotiate those dungeon doors haha!

Question: What if my big pet runs away?
Answer: Well good luck finding THAT big boy roaming around…just hope he doesn’t get stuck in anything!

Question: What’s the best way to show off my huge pet?
Answer: Post all the pics on social media! Everyone loves big pets!! Even fake ones!

Question: Can I trade my tiny pet for another large one?
Answer: Sure! But remember no take backsies…that always ends badly trust!

So there ya go buddy! Follow these steps and soon enough you’ll have pets bigger than most bosses in Azeroth, ready to stomp through dungeons and cause traffic jams everywhere you go. Now go forth and make those little beasts larger than life—no need for size limits when you’re having fun right!? Happy hunting – or rather happy *growing*!