How to Stop Bass Drum Creep for Better Performance

How to Stop Bass Drum Creep for Better Performance

Hey buddy! So you know when you’re jamming out and your bass drum starts playing hide and seek? Like, one minute it’s there, and the next it’s like “Oops, I think I’ll just slide over here a little!” Yeah, that’s called bass drum creep. It’s super annoying. You’re thrashin’ on your drums, feeling like a rockstar, and then suddenly your bass drum is two feet away from where it started. Classic!

But don’t worry. I’m here to help ya stop that sneaky little drum! Here are some seriously funny steps to help you keep your bass drum in check so you can play like a boss.

Step 1: Sticky Feet

First things first. Get some sticky stuff for the bottom of your bass drum. Like, seriously. Use Velcro or those grippy pads that look like something from outer space. Stick ‘em to the floor too! This way your drum won’t think it’s a contestant on “Dancing with the Stars.”

Step 2: Weigh It Down

And if all else fails, add weights! You know those dumbbells gathering dust in the corner? Perfect! Just place them on top of your bass pedal or anywhere around the base of the drum. Make sure they’re not too heavy or it could turn into a weightlifting competition instead of a jam sesh!

Step 3: The Tighten Up Game

Here comes the fun part – tighten everything up like you’re trying to impress a date! Check those screws and clamps on your pedals. If they’re loosey-goosey, they need some love and might as well hit up a spa day (or more like tool day) with a wrench. A little tension goes a long way baby!

Step 4: Dance Moves

Now let’s talk about footwork – yeah yours, not the drum’s! You gotta learn how to control that foot like it’s moving through molasses but in slow-motion style. Try practicing some fancy footwork while playing along with music so you don’t accidentally send your bass drum packing again.

Step 5: Kickin’ It Old School

You ever see drummers at concerts? They have these crazy setups with chains and ropes that look like they belong in an action movie. Consider using some string or chain to tie down your bass pedal to wherever it won’t move! Just don’t go overboard or you might end up making an elaborate trap for people walking by!

Step 6: The Magic of Carpet

Get yourself one of those thick carpets or rugs if you haven’t already – this ain’t just for grandma’s living room anymore fam! A good carpet can be like gluing down that runaway bass drum without any glue involved (because who wants sticky stuff everywhere). Plus, it makes everything look cozy too!

Step 7: Blame It on Gravity

Finally, we can always blame gravity right? Sometimes drums just wanna roll around because they’re feeling rebellious. So tell them “Hey buddy, stop acting all funky – you got work to do!” but also remember gravity is not your enemy; perhaps just maybe…you’re too powerful.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question: What happens if my bass pedal keeps creeping even after all this?
Answer: Time to re-evaluate your life choices? Just kidding! Maybe try switching venues; sometimes its not you.. it’s them.

Question: Can I use duct tape instead of sticky pads?
Answer: Look man… duct tape is magical but that might create a whole new problem called “stickiness catastrophe.”

Question: Will my neighbors hate me if i practice too much?
Answer: Yes…but they probably already do anyway so go ahead and unleash that inner rock star!

Question: Is there such thing as too much grip for my bass pedal?
Answer: Nah dude… unless you’ve made it stick permanently; that wouldn’t be very rock-n-roll now would it?

Question: Can I add rollerblades instead of rubber grips on my pedals?
Answer: Only if you’re trying out for an extreme sport version of drumming – which sounds kinda awesome but impractical.

Question: What do I do if none of this works?
Answer: Call in professional help aka “the drummer therapy” – sometimes ya just need someone to remind you how cool you are!

Question: Does everyone else have this problem or is it just me?
Answer: Dude as far as I know even famous rockstars deal with this stuff; just chalk it up to being part of the drummer club!

There ya have it pal! With these hilarious tips, you’ll keep that runaway bass drum right where it belongs – under your feet while you’re rockin’ out like the legend you are! Good luck out there champ!