Hey dude! So you want to know how to take off those rear liftgate struts on your 2012 Ford Escape? Well, buckle up because I’m about to guide you through this wild ride. Spoiler alert: It’s easier than explaining why my cat thinks he’s a dog. Let’s dive in!
Getting Started: The Ultimate DIY Adventure
Ok, first things first. Why would anyone wanna take off rear liftgate struts? Maybe they’re broken or maybe your liftgate’s like “I need some space!” Just imagine the struts say that like a drama queen. Anyway, let’s just do this thing.
Step 1: Gather Your Supplies
Alright, listen up. You need some tools. Get yourself a ratchet set. If you don’t know what that is, it’s that shiny thing you use when fixing stuff (thanks Captain Obvious). You also need safety glasses cause if something goes boom, you’ll look cool while avoiding the damage.
Step 2: Pop the Hatch Open
Now, push that magic button to open the hatch. Or pull the handle! Whatever gets it open. But be careful! Don’t get hit by the door! We’re not in an action movie here.
Step 3: Locate Those Struts
Once your hatch is open, look inside at the top. You should see those two metal sticks—like tiny arms holding up the hatch. They’re basically strut superheroes but they’ve lost their ability to fly… sorta like my last diet attempt.
Step 4: Unscrew Those Bad Boys
Now grab your ratchet set and find the screws holding those struts on. Start unscrewing them like you’re trying to get to a prize at the bottom of a cereal box. But okay, don’t turn too hard or you might end up with a new hole instead of just removing stuff.
Step 5: Say Goodbye
Gently pull those struts out once they’re unscrewed and pretend you’re saying goodbye to an old friend who’s moving away forever—unless you drop them and they make a loud thud! Then just pretend you were teaching them how to be ninja stealthy.
Step 6: Clean Up Like An Adult
Now that those liftgate struts are gone, it’s time for cleanup duty—like after any good party where someone spills juice all over your carpet. Pick up any screws or bits lying around because our friends hate stabby surprises on their feet!
Step 7: Stand Back And Admire Your Work
Just take a moment here… Stand back and admire what you’ve done! Look at all that freedom—you could play frisbee with those struts if they weren’t so heavy and awkward.
Fun FAQ Section
Question: Can I replace the struts with spaghetti?
Answer: Nope! As much as we love pasta, spaghetti doesn’t give liftgates any support—might as well put a marshmallow in there too!
Question: What if I can’t find my tools?
Answer: Um… then just stare at your car sadly until they magically appear? Or check under your couch cushions—stuff likes to hide there!
Question: Is this gonna take hours?
Answer: Only if you’re super slow like molasses in January otherwise it might be surprisingly quick!
Question: What if I break something?
Answer: Then congratulations—you’re now part of The Broken Things Club! Your membership card is probably invisible but still legit.
Question: Do I need help from someone stronger?
Answer: Nah man! You got this unless you’re trying to break records for most things dropped during DIYs—then sounds epic!
Question: Can I hire someone instead?
Answer: Totally! Just know they’ll probably charge more than pizza delivery—but hey no one likes lifting heavy stuff anyway right?
Question: Will I need shrink wrap when I’m done?
Answer: Unless you’re wrapping leftovers from last night’s dinner… Nope! Cars don’t need clingy plastic wraps just love and care.
And there ya have it! You’re now equipped (kinda) with all you need for taking off those rear liftgate struts from your 2012 Ford Escape without losing more than one finger (fingers crossed!). Good luck and maybe avoid using spaghetti for anything except eating next time!
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