So, you got some cannabis infused oil and are wondering how much THC is in it. You want to find out if it’s going to turn you into a giggle monster or just give ya a slight buzz. Don’t worry! I’m here to help you test that oil like a pro – or at least a funny amateur who knows how to have a good time with science, kinda. Buckle up, ’cause it might get bumpy!
Step 1: Gather Your Supplies
First things first, you gotta get your stuff together. You’ll need the cannabis infused oil, something to test with, like homemade test kits or even pizza boxes (seriously). And then basically anything that looks cool and might work. You need patience too… but who has that?
Step 2: Decide On The Method
Okay so there are different ways to do this. Do you wanna go fancy with lab tests? Or maybe the DIY route? Grab your secret lab coat (a.k.a. an old t-shirt) and let’s dive in. But remember, no one really likes paying for fancy stuff unless it’s a pizza delivery late at night.
Step 3: Test It Out
Now let’s TEST this bad boy! If you’re doing the DIY method grab something like paper and if it turns hot purple then BAM! That means ya got THC! But if it just sits there looking all sad and purple-less… well, maybe try again or just accept that it’s not gonna light up your life.
Step 4: Time For A Snack Break
Testing can be exhausting y’know? So what better way to relax than with snacks? Grab some chips or that leftover pizza from last week (don’t judge). Take a breather while waiting for the results – they say patience is key but I say chips are better.
Step 5: Analyze Like Sherlock Holmes
Once you see some colors poppin’, time to analyze!! Compare your results with charts online or let your friends have a guess like they’re solving a mystery show. Is it super potent or did ya just waste your afternoon on an oil that’s basically salad dressing?
Step 6: Make Some Crazy Notes
When you’re testing oils, writing notes is important but boring so make them fun! Write things like “OMG THIS OIL IS A MOOD!” or “Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter.” Throw in doodles of cats doing yoga too because why not!
Step 7: Celebrate Your Science Achievement
After all the hard work testing and analyzing, pop open some sparkling cider and celebrate! Even if you didn’t test anything profound today at least now you’ve perfected the art of snack breaks during science experiments. Cheers my friend!
Frequently Asked Questions
Question: How accurate is my DIY test?
Answer: Well, accuracy is kinda like guessing who’ll win the next season of reality TV shows – hit or miss for sure.
Question: Can I use any kind of oil?
Answer: LOL yeah but don’t expect chocolate syrup to work; we want cannabis oil here! Keep it real.
Question: How much THC do I wanna test for anyway?
Answer: That’s totally up to you man! Do you want lightly buzzed or floating on cloud nine?
Question: What do I do if I can’t find testing supplies?
Answer: Improvise dude! Maybe ask your neighbor if they have extra measuring cups, neighbors love lending stuff… or maybe hate it when they think you’re weird.
Question: What happens if my test says no THC?
Answer: Congratulations! You got yourself salad dressing instead of party juice… time for another round of infusion!
Question: Can I eat my cannabis oil after testing?
Answer: Yeah dude… just be careful how much ya eat unless ya wanna take an unexpected nap on your couch.
Question: Will my cat appreciate me more after testing this oil?
Answer: Hmmm maybe?! Cats are very judgmental though so don’t count on it!
And there ya go buddy. Now you’re ready for some serious THC testing adventures without needing mad scientist skills or crazy equipment. Just remember – the only thing predetermined in life is snack breaks are always essential!
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