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1. Information We Collect (Spoiler: Nothing! )
We don’t collect any personal information from you. Yep, you read that right! No emails, no names, no data that will make you wish you’d never visited. You’re safe here, promise!
2. Cookies and Tracking (Not the Yummy Kind 🍪😅)
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3. Third-Party Links (Not Our Problem, but Yours? )
We may link to some cool stuff on the internet (we love the internet, obviously! 🌐), but if you click on those, they might have their own privacy policies. So, be sure to check those out before sharing your personal stuff. We’re not responsible if things get weird over there.
4. Data Security (Because We Have None to Secure! )
Since we don’t collect any of your info, there’s nothing to secure. No data, no problems! 🕶️ Browse freely, laugh loudly, and know that we’re not keeping tabs on you. 😆
5. Changes to This Privacy Policy (It Could Happen )
We might update this policy from time to time (because, you know, things change). If we do, we’ll post the changes here, so keep an eye out. No biggie, but we’ll always let you know.
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